sempiternalink:

I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.

(via mello-babe)

*does squats while watching ouran high school host club*

i’m getting a grant sometime soon probably and i’m not sure if i should use that money to buy all new clothes n makeup n hair stuff or a new laptop or a nice camera 

elizabitchtaylor:

yeah i’m a Male Feminist ;) sex positive ;) pro porn ;) express yourself babe ;) don’t let the patriarchy stop you from sending me nudes ;)

(via danascully-official)

tastier:

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Memory: I don't get lots of asks Memory: *answers 6 asks in a row*
Anonymous

woah too much math for me in one day 

WHY NOT ALIENS MAN THEY'D BE SO FUCKIN ADVANCED YOU CAN GO TO DIFFERENT GALAXIES & PLANETS SHIT NIGGA YOU COULD GO PAST THE EDGE OF THE OBSERVABLE UNIVERSE & SEE SHIT WE DON'T FUCKIN KNOW IS THERE THAT'D BE FUCKIN SICK AS FUCK YA KNO WAT I SAYIN BRUH
Anonymous
What do you seek in a significant other?
Anonymous

probably just someone who loves me a lot n treats me right 

Wanna be my friend? Cuz I don't have any.
Anonymous

sure!

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